var quotes=new Array()

//change the quotes if desired. Add/ delete additional quotes as desired.

quotes[0]='snowpants.org - up your ass with broken glass.'

quotes[1]='snowpants.org - site for the terminally bored.'

quotes[2]='snowpants.org - maybe she\'s born with it, maybe it\'s varnish.'

quotes[3]='snowpants.org - LOOK AT ME! I\'M ON TEH INTERNET!!!11'

quotes[4]='snowpants.org - would you like fries with that?'

quotes[5]='snowpants.org - and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped.'

quotes[6]='snowpants.org - you put the lime in the coke, you nut.'

quotes[7]='snowpants.org - your tax dollars at work.'

quotes[8]='snowpants.org - sheldon cooper, m.d. is love.'

quotes[9]='snowpants.org - the everyday happenings of kristina and sometimes kristina\'s friend, booger.'

quotes[10]='snowpants.org - BAZINGA!'

quotes[11]='snowpants.org - that\'s how we roll in the Shire.'

quotes[12]='snowpants.org - o kristina, we stand on guard for thee.'

quotes[13]='snowpants.org - there\'s something about kristina.'

quotes[14]='snowpants.org - first edible website ever. nom nom.'

quotes[15]='snowpants.org - a sporgful of kristina makes the medicine go down, the medicine go down in the most delightful way.'

var whichquote=Math.floor(Math.random()*(quotes.length))
document.write('<title>',quotes[whichquote],'</title>')